ULTRAS IN EXILE // SQUAD DATABASE
BELOW LISTS SUSPECTED ULTRAS IN EXILE SQUAD MEMBERS, THOUGH MANY REMAIN UNCONFIRMED.
| NAME | ROLE | APPEARANCES | NOTES |
|---|---|---|---|
| JohnGypsum | DEF/COACH | 000 | PASSIONATE DEFENDER / OLD SCHOOL FITNESS COACH. REPORTEDLY AN ANTHROPORMORHIC STICK INSECT, BUT THIS IS UNCONFIRMED. |
| ofSuburbia | M(C) | 001 | MISSED TRAINING DUE TO SCHOOL RUN COMMITMENTS. PERFORMS BEST HUNGOVER. |
| ShxdowStriker | ST(C) | 001 | CLINICAL AND AGGRESSIVE. MAKES THINGS HAPPEN. WANTS A NEW CONTRACT WITH IMPROVED TERMS. |
| Freudian T | PLAYMAKER | 001 | ERRATIC BUT UNDOUBTEDLY TALENTED. ON LOAN AT LONDON CLUB. |
| King-King | LIBERO | 001 | FREUDIAN T'S ACCOMPLICE, DETAILS UNKNOWN. |
| PitchShift | HALF-BACK | 001 | TRAIT: SLOWS DOWN PLAY. |
| HoddleTapes | PLAYMAKER | 001 | PRESENCE CONFIRMED VIA TAPE HISS. REQUIRES FAITH HEALER VISITS FOR BEST PERFORMANCE. |
| 777 | M(C) | 777 | YORKSHIRE ACADEMY PRODUCT. NOT SPOTTED FOR SEVERAL YEARS, BUT REPORTEDLY WORKING ON RETURN. SUBSTANCE ABUSE POTENTIALLY A FACTOR. COACHES HOPE SO AS PERFORMANCE PEAKS DURING INEBRIATION. |
| ¥$ | FREE ROLE | ??? | LAST SIGHTED IN DREAM. ONLY TALKS MONEY. |
| CASTOLO | ST(C) | 010 | NOT AN ULTRAS IN EXILE SQUAD MEMBER, THIS IS A PLAYER FROM PES MASTER LEAGUE. |
| BLOKE(S)WITHLAPTOP(S) | PLAYMAKER(S) | 00(1) | SOME CLAIM IT'S ONE MAN, SOME CLAIM SEVERAL. SOME CLAIM IT'S A COLLECTION OF OTHER SQUAD MEMBERS. DUNNO. |
| ??? | ??? | 999 | [ENTRY CORRUPTED] |
| ChampMan0102 | MANAGER | ??? | EXISTENCE DISPUTED. |
| EX:AISLE | M(C) | 000 | LIKE, EXILE? GET IT. HAHA. HE WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF. |
| JamesMundial | M(C) | 000 | REFUSED TO RUN, ONLY FLOATS. TALKS IN AUTOTUNE. HIS COPA MUNDIALS AND RETRO TRACKSUITS ARE STILL PRISTINE. |